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Real Programmers don't write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.
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真正的程序员不循规蹈矩,他们对用户说:拿到你想要的,然后滚蛋,你已经很幸运了! |
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Real Programmers have no use for managers. Managers are sometimes a necessary evil. Managers are good for dealing with personnel bozos, bean counters, senior planners and other mental defectives.
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真正的程序员不需要管理人员,管理人员有时是一种不可避免的灾难。当与数豆子的家伙、老不死的计划者及其他智力缺陷的家伙进行交易时,管理人员还是有点用的。 |
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Real Programmers know every nuance of every instruction and use them all in every Real Program.
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真正的程序员深谙指令之间的细微差别,而且非在写的每一个程序中都体现出来不可。 |
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Real Programmers log in first thing in the morning, last thing before they go to sleep, and stay logged in for lots of time in between.
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真正的程序员每天只需记录起床后的第一件事和睡觉前的最后一件事,之间的一切照套模板即可。 |
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Real Programmers never program in COBOL, money is no object.
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真正的程序员不用cobol编程,金钱如粪土。注:不知所云! |
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Real Programmers never right justify text that will be read on a fixed-character-width medium.
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真正的程序员将文本写得错落有致。 |
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Real Programmers never use hard copy terminals, they never use terminals that run at less than 9600 baud, they never use a terminal at less than its maximum practical speed.
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真正的程序员绝不用硬拷贝终端,绝不用9600波特以下的终端,绝不让终端工作在极限速度之下。 |
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Real Programmers only curse at inanimate objects.
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真正的程序员只诅咒死气沉沉的东西。 |
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Real Programmers only write specs for languages that might run on future hardware.
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真正的程序员只为未来机器上用的语言写标准。 |
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Real Programmers scorn floating point arithmetic. The decimal point was invented for pansy bedwetters who are unable to think big.
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真正的程序员鄙视浮点运算。十进制是为蠢人而发明的。 |
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Real Programmers spend 70\% of their work day fiddling around and then get more done in the other 30\% than a user could get done in a week.
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真正的程序员把70%的工作日耗在周围的琐事上,另外30%时间内做的事比一个用户一周干的还多。 |