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Real Programmers despise petty restrictions.
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真正的程序员对这种限制熟记于心。 |
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Real Programmers distain structured programming. Structured programming is for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet trained. They wear neckties and carefully line up sharp pencils on an otherwise clear desk.
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真正的程序员才不管什么结构化程序设计,结构化程序设计是为强迫症患者设计的,他们打领带,还把削尖的铅笔仔细的排在另一张桌子上。 |
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Real Programmers do Artificial Intelligence programs in FORTRAN.
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真正的程序员用FORTRAN做人工智能程序。 |
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Real Programmers do List Processing in FORTRAN.
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真正的程序员用FORTRAN处理列表。 |
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Real Programmers do String Manipulation in FORTRAN.
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真正的程序员用FORTRAN进行字符操作。 |
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Real Programmers don't bring brown bag lunches to work. If the vending machine sells it, they eat it. If the vending machine doesn't sell it, they don't eat it.
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真正的程序员不带棕色的袋子装午餐去干活,如果自动售货机卖午餐,他们就吃,不卖就不吃。 |
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Real Programmers don't document. Documentation is for simps who can't read the listings or the object deck.
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真正的程序员不写文档,文档是给不会看清单和对象修饰的笨蛋看的。 |
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Real Programmers don't eat quiche. In fact, real programmers don't know how to SPELL quiche. They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.
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真正的程序员不吃蛋卷。他们根本不屑也不懂拼“quiche(蛋卷)”这个词。他们吃twinkies和四川菜。注:twinkies可能是某种用两片面包片夹着的食物。 |
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Real Programmers don't read manuals. Reliance on a reference is the hallmark of a novice and a coward.
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真正的程序员不看使用指南。只有初学者和胆小鬼会百分百相信手册。 |
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Real Programmers don't use symbolic debuggers, who needs symbols.
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真正的程序员不用符号化的调试器,因为它竟需要符号。 |
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Real Programmers don't write in BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko computer science languages. Strong typing is for people with weak memories.
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真正的程序员不用BLISS或者ADA,或者其他任何左倾的计算机语言,粗大的字体是给没记性的家伙们看的。 |