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Real Programmers never right justify text that will be read on a fixed-character-width medium.
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真正的程序员将文本写得错落有致。 |
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Real Programmers never use hard copy terminals, they never use terminals that run at less than 9600 baud, they never use a terminal at less than its maximum practical speed.
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真正的程序员绝不用硬拷贝终端，绝不用9600波特以下的终端，绝不让终端工作在极限速度之下。 |
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Real Programmers only curse at inanimate objects.
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真正的程序员只诅咒死气沉沉的东西。 |
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Real Programmers only write specs for languages that might run on future hardware.
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真正的程序员只为未来机器上用的语言写标准。 |
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Real Programmers scorn floating point arithmetic. The decimal point was invented for pansy bedwetters who are unable to think big.
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真正的程序员鄙视浮点运算。十进制是为蠢人而发明的。 |
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Real Programmers spend 70\% of their work day fiddling around and then get more done in the other 30\% than a user could get done in a week.
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真正的程序员把70%的工作日耗在周围的琐事上，另外30%时间内做的事比一个用户一周干的还多。 |
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Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
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真正的程序员在冒险和滋事时脑子最聪明。 |
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Real Programmers use C since it's the easiest language to spell.
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真正的程序员用C，因为它是最容易拼写的语言。 |
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Real Programmers will defend to the death the virtues of a certain piece of peripheral equipment, especially their lifeline, the terminal.
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真正的程序员会尽量保护几个某些外围设备不出故障，尤其是他们的生命线——终端。 |
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Real Programmers' programs never work right the first time. But if you throw them on the machine they can be patched into working in only a few30-hour debugging sessions.
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真正的程序员绝不会一次完成工作，但如果你把他们仍到机器旁，他们会在“仅仅”30小时的调试工作中写出补丁程序。 |
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不动产、遗嘱和信托期刊,南卡罗来纳大学和美国律师协会主办,摘要. |
