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A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.
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以130英里/小时旅行的一个人在道路上被交通警察截住。 |
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A man tried to extinguish the eternal flameburning under the Arc de Triomphe by sitting on it.
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一位仁兄坐在凯旋门下的“永恒火焰”上,想要熄灭这把火焰。 |
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A man tries to change a woman's feeling when she is upset by becoming Mr. Fix-It and offering solutions to her problems that invalidate her feeling.
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男人常以修理先生自居,提供解决问题的答案来去除女人的难过感觉。 |
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A man trying to sell a blind horse always praises its feet.
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卖瞎马的人总夸马的蹄子好。 |
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A man walked in a desert for two days and got himself into a sandstorm.
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有一个人在沙漠行走了两天。途中遇到暴风沙。 |
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A man walks into a bar one day and asks, Does anyone here own that Rottweiler outside?
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一天,一个男人走进一家酒吧说,这里有没有谁是外面那只罗特韦尔犬(德国种)的主人? |
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A man walks into a doctors office .He has a cucumber up his nose ,a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear .
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一个人走进医生的办公室,鼻子里插着根黄瓜,左耳朵里塞着胡萝卜,右耳朵里塞着根香蕉。 |
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A man walks on the handrail of a flooded flight of stairs in Chongqing, China.
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一名男子不得不从在扶手上躲避暴雨在楼梯上形成的瀑布。 |
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A man walks on the handrail of a flooded flight of stairs in Chongqing, China. A 16-hour thunderstorm caused massive flooding and claimed the lives of 15 people.
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一名男子不得不从在扶手上躲避暴雨在楼梯上形成的瀑布。一场持续16小时的暴雨造成中国重庆至少15人丧生。 |
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A man wanted to buy an ass. He went to the market, and saw a likely one. But he wanted to test him first.
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一个买主到市场上去买驴,他看中一头外表不错的驴,但是他想要牵走试一试。 |
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A man was arrested for killing a beloved old lady just because he had a bet with another man.
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一个人因为谋杀了一位受爱戴的老妇人而被捕,他杀人的原因仅仅是因为他与人打了赌。 |