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A man tries to change a woman's feeling when she is upset by becoming Mr. Fix-It and offering solutions to her problems that invalidate her feeling.
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男人常以修理先生自居,提供解决问题的答案来去除女人的难过感觉。 |
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A man trying to sell a blind horse always praises its feet.
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卖瞎马的人总夸马的蹄子好。 |
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A man walked in a desert for two days and got himself into a sandstorm.
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有一个人在沙漠行走了两天。途中遇到暴风沙。 |
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A man walks into a bar one day and asks, Does anyone here own that Rottweiler outside?
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一天,一个男人走进一家酒吧说,这里有没有谁是外面那只罗特韦尔犬(德国种)的主人? |
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A man walks into a doctors office .He has a cucumber up his nose ,a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear .
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一个人走进医生的办公室,鼻子里插着根黄瓜,左耳朵里塞着胡萝卜,右耳朵里塞着根香蕉。 |
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A man walks on the handrail of a flooded flight of stairs in Chongqing, China.
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一名男子不得不从在扶手上躲避暴雨在楼梯上形成的瀑布。 |
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A man walks on the handrail of a flooded flight of stairs in Chongqing, China. A 16-hour thunderstorm caused massive flooding and claimed the lives of 15 people.
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一名男子不得不从在扶手上躲避暴雨在楼梯上形成的瀑布。一场持续16小时的暴雨造成中国重庆至少15人丧生。 |
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A man wanted to buy an ass. He went to the market, and saw a likely one. But he wanted to test him first.
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一个买主到市场上去买驴,他看中一头外表不错的驴,但是他想要牵走试一试。 |
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A man was arrested for killing a beloved old lady just because he had a bet with another man.
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一个人因为谋杀了一位受爱戴的老妇人而被捕,他杀人的原因仅仅是因为他与人打了赌。 |
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A man was arrested with a bottle of inflammable liquid yesterday outside the trial of seven pro-democracy activists accused of obstruction during the Fortune Global Forum.
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一名男子身怀一瓶易燃液体在审讯七名民主派积极份子的法庭外被拘捕,他们被指控在全球财富论坛期间阻街。 |
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A man was chopping wood by a river when he dropped his axe into the water. The man then sat down on the riverbank and began to weep.
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一天,樵夫在河边砍树,不小心把斧子掉进了河里。他于是坐在河边哭泣。 |