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Fig3. But now he appears only in WC ,or with malfunctioned PC.
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图三：现在我们只有在他上厕所和电脑出问题的时候才能看到他。 |
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Fig3. Print tasks on A1 and unfurl it on every junior's desk to avoid being messed with loads of existed A4s.
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图三：如果给下级下达任务，请将它打印在A1纸上，放在每个人的桌子上，避免和其它A4纸混杂。 |
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Fig3. Some briefcases have concertina sections. Remember to clear this out when you come back from trips to avoid your unwashed briefs billow out onto the boardroom table.
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图三：有的包是有那种手风琴夹层的，记得出差回来清空检查一下，避免在会议上找文件时把你未洗的内裤抖出来。 |
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Fig3. To keep on impressing your boss by inserting his taskssintosthe crowded entries is a shortcut of promotion.
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图三：老板最喜欢看到你在记得满满的行事历上加上他的最新任务，坚持下去，你离升职就不远了。 |
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Fig3.A big chopper is needed to open Weiwu's snail mails for they are sealed with strong parcel tape.
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图三：魏武经常用最结实的封箱胶带封信封口，我想收信者没有一把好刀是肯定看不到信的内容的。 |
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Fig4 Xiaozhao: Remember, at least one person in company cares for the websites you visit.
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图四：小赵：记住，在公司里总有一个人非常关心你的上网情况的。 |
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Fig4. Ink colors represent personalities: red for bossiness and petty tyranny, green for eccentricity and multi-coloured for mad.
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图四：喜好颜色看个性，红色：有跋扈和控制欲的倾向；绿色：性格怪异；彩色：此人已疯。 |
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Fig4. Oldwang: Be are of overstrain, don't count on wine to escape, commuting tribe!
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图四：老王忠告上班族：小心体力透支，也不要酗酒逃避苦闷。 |
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Fig5. Use wove papers for project bidding documents to produce historical complex and responsibility as viewing Tang Dynasty Scrolls.
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图五：项目答标书请使用厚厚的布纹纸，务必使阅读者产生欣赏唐代卷轴的历史厚重感和责任心。 |
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Fig5.Beware managers who use rotary pencils with extra fine extendible leads, they're usually precise with your operation to seconds.
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图五：尤其小心那种喜欢用超细细自动铅笔的上司：他们是那种会要求你精确到分秒办事的家伙。 |
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Fig6. A tip: As a general rule. Brown for public purposes and white for private or biz ones.
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图六：小常识：一般公认棕色信封是给发广告信用的，而白色信封是私人或商务使用。 |
