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Fig2. Show it to the disgusting guy while complaining the seamlessly-scheduled next 2 weeks, to escape the invitation of his biz dinner.
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图二:你还可以当着你不喜欢的家伙翻翻它,抱歉地说你下两个星期都安排的满满的,省得和他一起吃什么商务餐。 |
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Fig2.Open-window envelopes, showing receivers' names&addresses, may inaugurate repeated printout.
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图二:使用开窗式信封来显示收信人的地址和姓名是重复打印的悲剧的开始。 |
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Fig3. Boss: Their workload could be increased for too much leisure time.
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图三:老板:看来他俩的时间很多,工作量有待提高阿。 |
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Fig3. But now he appears only in WC ,or with malfunctioned PC.
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图三:现在我们只有在他上厕所和电脑出问题的时候才能看到他。 |
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Fig3. Print tasks on A1 and unfurl it on every junior's desk to avoid being messed with loads of existed A4s.
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图三:如果给下级下达任务,请将它打印在A1纸上,放在每个人的桌子上,避免和其它A4纸混杂。 |
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Fig3. Some briefcases have concertina sections. Remember to clear this out when you come back from trips to avoid your unwashed briefs billow out onto the boardroom table.
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图三:有的包是有那种手风琴夹层的,记得出差回来清空检查一下,避免在会议上找文件时把你未洗的内裤抖出来。 |
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Fig3. To keep on impressing your boss by inserting his taskssintosthe crowded entries is a shortcut of promotion.
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图三:老板最喜欢看到你在记得满满的行事历上加上他的最新任务,坚持下去,你离升职就不远了。 |
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Fig3.A big chopper is needed to open Weiwu's snail mails for they are sealed with strong parcel tape.
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图三:魏武经常用最结实的封箱胶带封信封口,我想收信者没有一把好刀是肯定看不到信的内容的。 |
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Fig4 Xiaozhao: Remember, at least one person in company cares for the websites you visit.
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图四:小赵:记住,在公司里总有一个人非常关心你的上网情况的。 |
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Fig4. Ink colors represent personalities: red for bossiness and petty tyranny, green for eccentricity and multi-coloured for mad.
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图四:喜好颜色看个性,红色:有跋扈和控制欲的倾向;绿色:性格怪异;彩色:此人已疯。 |
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Fig4. Oldwang: Be are of overstrain, don't count on wine to escape, commuting tribe!
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图四:老王忠告上班族:小心体力透支,也不要酗酒逃避苦闷。 |